My new BFF, Flaming Fat Cur, reached out and touched me in a poignant comment, electrifying me with scary words like pseudo-leftist and Cairo. Entranced, I couldn’t help but traverse the tubes and pop on in to see what’s what on the wingnutty side of the internets. And looky here, it’s an alarmist countdown to Armageddon called “How Is Our Civilization Headed For Defeat”! Oh brave keyboard soldier, can’t you semper fi enough strength and conviction to persist in the battle ‘gainst the swarthy hordes, slavering on our scimitars? Has it come down to this? The vast Western civilization brought to its knees, because Random House excercised its hideous freedom not to publish a book it didn’t want to publish?
I believe this person. There is no sense holding on for nothing–in mere weeks, nay minutes or even seconds, the pseudoleftislamocommiefascist LIEberals will break down our doors and with their scimitars held to our naked flesh will force us to eat halal hamburgers. It’s lost. Move to the Kootenays, fighting keyboardists! There, we’ll meet again, to grow long beards, obtain firearms, and wait out the coming Apocaplyse. And, of course, to continue the fight underground, our laptops as our swords, our mustard-stained Stanfield vests our armour. Semper fi, fighting keyboardists, and Godspeed!
Heh haven’t learned a thing have you abdiel.